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Global executive seeks M.D. to serve as personal physician. Responsible for round-the-clock medical care. Supervises Medical Unit staff of approximately 16 military personnel. Provides medical care to Executive's family, Second-In-Command, Cabinet members and Executive Branch Employees. Private office on ground floor of residence. Additional treatment facilities in nearby Executive Office Building.

Ideal candidate will be able to successfully interact with government bureaucracy, reporters, and politicians. Confidentiality regarding employer's business and personal activities a must. Extensive international travel required. Salary commensurate with experience and/or military rank. Send resume and reference to President of the United States, The White House, Washington, D.C.